دو روز در پاریس

میخاستم اینو ترجمه کنم بزارم اینجا ... ولی دیدم خودش خیلی قشنگتره

It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly
  to nothing at all, nothing. It hurts so much. When I feel someone
  is going to leave me, I have a tendency to break up first before I
  get to hear the whole thing. Here it is. One more, one less.
  Another wasted love story. I really love this one. When I think
  that its over, that Ill never see him again like this... well yes,
  I will bump into him, well meet our new boyfriend and girlfriend,
  act as if we had never been together, then well slowly think of
  each other less and less until we forget each other completely.
  Almost. Always the same for me. Break up, break down. Drunk up,
  fool around. Meet one guy, then another, f... around. Forget the
  one and only. Then after a few months of total emptiness start
  again to look for true love, desperately look everywhere and after
  two years of loneliness meet a new love and swear it is the one,
  until that one is gone as well.

There is a moment in life where you cant recover any more from another break-up. And even if this person bugs you sixty percent of the time, well you still can’t live without him. And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well you love his sneezes more than anyone else kisses.

بنقل از ماریون ... فیلم "2 روز در پاریس" - آخرین دیالوگ فیلم.
نویسنده، کارگردان و بازیگر این فیلم : Julie Delpi در نقش ماریون
فیلم کمدی - درامی که قسمت های زیادیش عینن جاهای مختلف برام اتفاق افتاده
جولی ماریون تو فیلمهای Before Sunset و Before Sunrise  هم بسیار عالی بازی کرد. فیلمهایی که برای من بسیار با ارزش هستند
و این دیالوگ

B:Boy

G:Girl

B: Hey, do we have to go to this thing tonight?

G: You don't wanna go?
B: No, no, I'm just...
G: We don't have to go, but I'd love to see my friends.
B: No, it's fine. Are you friends with all your exes?
G: I'm friends with some of my exes.I mean, you know, most of them.I mean, this guy's a really wonderful writer-poet.
B: A French poet!
G:You're not friends with any of your exes?
B: No.
G: Really?
B: No.
G: I didn't know that about you.
B: When it was over, it was over.
G: So, if we broke up... you would not like to see me ever again?
B:No. 

I mean, if I ran into you, I wouldn't avoid you. But I wouldn't go out of my way to hang out with you, no.
G: So that means you don't think I'm a likable person outside of our relationship?
B: Oh, yeah, basically.
G: That's interesting. I like you. I would like to be your friend when we break up.
B: Oh, when?
G: Whenever we break up.
B: Oh, okay.
G: If we break up. You know, I would like you even if we were not together.
B: Well, that's very evolved of you. I mean, I'm... You know.
G: That's the way we do it in France... we stay really close to our exes.

Still Got The Blues

شاعر میفرمایند:

Used to be so easy 

to give my heart away
But I found out the hard way
There's a price you have to pay
I found out that love 

was no friend of mine
I should have known 

time after time

So long, it was so long ago
But I've still got the blues 

for you

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ام .... من!

( توضیح: من فارسی رو اون جوری که دوست دارم مینویسم. گ گ گ گ ... )

1 - بنا به یک عادت قدیمی، اگر کاری ازم بخان، حتی اگه خودم کار داشته باشم سعی میکنم اول کار اونو انجام بدم. این بود تا ازم خاسته شد تا یه مشکل سافت وری جایی رو درست کنم. کار ساده ای بود و گفتم باشه ولی فراموش کردم. بعد از چند روز دوباره ازم خاسته شد ولی ایندفه با خواهش بیشتر. معذرت خاستم و گفتم او-کی ولی بازم یادم رفت! دفعه سوم باز خودش اومد پیشم و با یه جعبه شیرینی و کلی لطف! از انواع دیگه! ازم خاست تا اگه ممکنه ... لطف کنم ! و مشکل رو حل کنم. با اینکه شرمنده بودم از اینکه فراموش کردم ولی تجربه جالبی برام بود. اگر ناز کنم .. اگر طاقچه بالا بزارم ... اگه مشکل رو بزرگ و کارم رو خیلی مهم جلوه بدم ... ارزش خیلی بیشتری پیش کسانی دارم که به بودن و کمک من عادت کردن!   . مسلما سیستم فکریمو عوض نمیکنم و همونی خاهم بود که بودم ولی از این سیستم هم خوشم اومد هم نیومد! فکر میکنم یکی از دلایل مهم ناکامیم تو مسائل شخصیم این بوده که همیشه همه جوره بودم و در حقیقت خودم رو معمولی کردم! شت! یاد پست قدیمیم افتادم ...
اونیکه بیشتر ناز میکنه ... بیشتر میخانش! و اونیکه همیشه هست ... خب هست دیگه! بریم سراغ یکی دیگه!

2 - کسانی که در زندگیم فقط یکبار یا خیلی کم دیدم، بیشترین حقایق رو درباره خودم بهم گفتن! 

3 - تولدم مبارک! قربون خودم برن الهی 

4 - دیالوگ:

T:- Hello? 

P:- Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil.
T:Phil, where the hell are you guys?  
I'm freaking out.
P:Yeah, listen.
Uh...
We fu...-up.
T:What are you talking about?

  P:The bachelor party,
the whole night. It...
Things got out of control, uh...
...and we lost Doug. 

T:- What?

P:- We can't find Doug.

T:-What are you saying, Phil?
We're getting married in five hours.
P:Yeah...  
That's not gonna happen.

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