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 چون تو ترافیک های تهران هیچ ماشینی با اون یکی فرقی نداره. تو تصادفات که برای هر ماشینی تو تهران حتمیه باید لوازم یدکیش ارزون ترین باشه و ...
برای همین اولین ماشینم یه PK بود که تازه تحویل گرفتم. طبق سیستم خودم هم ارزون بود هم مطمئن بودم روشن میشه و میره. البته همون هفته اول تصادفات بهش شروع شد! و خوشحال بودم که انتخاب درستی کردم.
مشکل چیزی بود که فکرشو نمیکردم. تو سیستم فکریه همکارا و دوستان ، شخصیت آدما وابسته به ماشینشونه!
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 اصلا با رانندگی حال نمیکردم و برام حتی یه فاصله 20 کیلومتری عذاب آور بود. بد تر از همه دوستام رو میدیدم که هر چند وقت یبار با لب و لوچه آویزون میومدن پیشم که آره ... دیشب کنسول 206 م رو دزدیدن، پخشم و دزدیدن ، درو شکوندن بلنگوها رو بردن و ... منم که خیالم راحت بود آقا دزده با کلاسه و کاری به پی-کی نداره... حالا همه میگفتن حق با تو هست ولی باز میرفتن یه ماشین مدل بالا تر میخریدن چون عقل جامعه ما به چشممونه
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 J : Juan
C: Cristina
V: Vicky

J: American?
C: I'm Cristina,and this is my friend Vicky.
J: What color are your eyes?
C: Uh... they're blue.
J: I'd like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo.
V: To come where?
J: To Oviedo.For the weekend.We leave in one hour.
V: What... where is Oviedo?
J: A very short flight.
V: By plane? What's in Oviedo?
J: I go to see a sculpture that is very inspiring to me.Very beautiful sculpture. You will love it.
V: Oh, right, you're asking us to fly to Oviedo and back.
J: No, we'll spend the weekend.I mean, I'll show you around the city and we'll eat well,we'll drink good wine,we'll  m - a - k - e love.
V: Yeah, well, who exactly is going to "m - a - k - e love"?
J: Hopefully, the three of us.
V: Oh, my God.
J: I'll get your bill.
V: Jesus, this guy!He doesn't beat around the bush.Look, senior, maybe in a different life.
J: Why not? Life is short,life is dull, life is full of pain,and this is a chance for something special.
V: Right, well, who exactly are you?
j: I am Juan Antonio. And you are... Vicky, and you are Cristina, right? Or is it the other way around?
V: Yeah, that's right. It could be the other way around, because frankly it doesn't matter, because either of us will do to keep the bed warm.You know, I get it.
J: Well, you are both so lovely and beautiful.
V: Yeah, thank you, but we do not fly off to m - a - k - e love with whoever invites us to charming little Spanish towns.
J to C:Does she always analyze every inspiration until its grain of charm is... Uh... squeezed out of it?
C: I guess I have to say that I'm... My eyes are green, actually.
V: Oh, God, look... I wouldn't call our reluctance to leap at your s-e - xual offer being over-analytical. If you would care to join us for some recognized form of social interaction, like a drink, then we'd be fine, but otherwise, I think you should try, you know, offering to some other table.
J: What offended you about the offer? Surely not that I find you both beautiful and desirable?
V: Offended me? No. It's very amusing... galling, to be honest... but... Is it my imagination, or is it getting late?
C: Shall we go? I would love to go to Oviedo.
V: What? Are you kidding? Can we discuss...
C: I think it would be so much fun. I think we should go. I would love to go.
V: Cristina, can we discuss this some other time, when...
J: You know, when I saw you across the room at the art gallery, I noticed you have, uh, beautiful lips. Very full, very sensual.
C: Thank you.
V: Okay, okay, look. If you want to go...
C: Well, I can't guarantee the lovemaking, because I happen to be very moody.
J: Let's not negotiate like a contract.I came over here with no subterfuge and presented my best offer.Now I hope you will discuss it and give me the pleasure to take you with me to Oviedo. I have the good fortune to borrow my friend's plane. It is just big enough for the three of us, and I am a very good pilot.
V: Oh, it sounds very safe.
J: Think it over.
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V: I hope you're joking about going.
C: My God, this guy is so interesting.
V: Interesting? What's so interesting? He wants to get us both into bed. You know, but he'll settle for either,in this case you.
C: Vicky, I'm a big girl, okay? If I want to sleep with him I will,if not, I won't.
V: Cristina, he's a total stranger.
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V: It's a mistake, Cristina.